Moments ago, I was offered, and accepted, an opportunity to become a part of the Nielsen Ratings System by recording my TV viewing habits for a certain period of time.
Finally, the American people will have the benefit of my near-perfect taste in television. You are so lucky! And I am going mad with power right now.
5 comments:
No way! That is sooooo cool! I've wanted to do that for so long. How long do you serve your term? Is it forever? Four years, like the president?
shut up! That is AWESOME! You are living my dream.
Unfortunately, my term is not very long at all. Let's just say I'm mad with a very moderate amount of power.
But I'm sure when they see how brilliant I am, they'll extend my term.
Leo and I got asked to do it last year, but then at the last minute they cancelled on us. So don't get TOO excited. They may just be stringing you along.
Too bad that you can't boost the Gilmore Girl ratings anymore.
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